Delvennerim

I'm a senior college student, soon to be moving into the professional world, so... probably time to leave my alias behind. No one can pronounce it anyway. Find a link to my new DA below - there's nothing there yet, but you can expect updates in the next week. http://ncurtiss.deviantart.com/

Good day. Half dead, but still. Glee.

There's this game we play in my apartment. For now it has no name that I know of. It's just 'The Appartment Game'. It's gonna sweep kick the nation. The rules follow: Attack your room-mate, karate chopping their neck area then declare with gusto, "DEAD!". Your stricken victim has five seconds to counter attack with a swift karate chop to their attacker's neck, declaring "ZOMBIE-CHOP" with even more gusto. The only defense against either assault is blocking the karate chop and declaring "NOOB-BLOCK!", then the would-be attacker backs away in shame. A Zombie-Chop can also be Noob-Blocked, which is double the humiliation. Strategy: They c